"Aw, you’re so cute when you’re pathetic."
I can stop making this whenever I want to. I just don’t want to.
@LizGillies: Today I feel like tap dancing. Not because I’m happy or anything; just because I feel like tap dancing.
Danmentors feed off fangirls’ happiness, and thus cause depression and despair to any member of the fandom near them. They can also consume a fangirl’s soul, leaving their victims in a permanent vegetative and sobbing state, and thus are often referred to as “soul-sucking fiends” and are known to leave a shipper as an “empty-shell” when they take their OTPs from them.